It’s well known that normal, healthy humans shed hairs off their heads. 25 or 50 a day, something like that. But when you have very long, very dark hair, and you’re in an enclosed environment that is spotless white, this becomes somewhat embarrassing. My shed hairs are *everywhere*. I’m constantly picking up loose hairs and letting the wind take them away, leaving a trail of my follicles across the ocean.
Meanwhile, Rory adopted a different solution to this hairy problem- elimination. Now we can be sure that all the hairs on deck are mine.